Saturday, 3 September 2016

Types of slaps!...

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There are *6 major* types of slaps, they are:
*1)TAKE AWAY SLAP:*situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians.
*2)RESOUNDING SLAP:*after you're hit, u keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like _wiiiiiiiiiii,_and voices and your head singing skelewu.

*3) FORMATTING SLAP:*This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like " what did I do?" " who slapped me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who are stronger than you.
*4) EXPLANATION SLAP:*someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g.. Bros, abi you dey watch? I no do anything o, I just dey pass go my somewhere. This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time.
*5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP:*receive this kind, all you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This is slap from elder brothers.
*6)RHETORICAL SLAP:*moment you download this slap u start asking questions that don't need reply " you slapped me?..
*Which of the slaps U don collect?*

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